Thoughts of Class

by Schemer

"Preceding the Russian revolution, there was much argument between the wizard Rasputin and the muggle tsar..."


I love his hair.

Aaagh, no, don’t think that! Messy horrible, soft...

He just ran his fingers through his hair. I want to ruffle his hair. I want him to ruffle my hair.

No, I do. Don’t! No, I don’t!

This is so not good. I don’t even like him. Not really. He’s arrogant and a show-off and-

He’s looking at me. He’s smiling at me.

He’s really handsome when he smiles. He doesn’t look as if he’s about to pull a prank at any second. So friendly, so open...


...so beautiful. She’s so attractive. What if I smile at her...Christ, she smiled back!

What do I do? What do I do!

Hey, where are my legs going? Lily’s desk? No, bad, my legs are attached to my body for god’s sake.

"Oh, hi, Lily. Yeah, I just wanted to say, um..."

Work, brain, work.


What’s he doing? Oh, god, is this a trick? Is my hair about to turn green or something?


I love her hair. "It’s red." Shit! Did I just say that out loud? She’s fiddling with her hair...


...I can’t help it. It’s still its normal colour. Red. Just like he said. God, I feel so self-conscious.

What the heck is going on?

What am I doing? Making a fool of myself, that’s what. Remus is giving me a funny look. I must look like...Jesus, where’s your best friend when you need him? He’s always late for History of Magic on Mondays...git.

"Sorry," I say, "I just wondered if I could borrow some parchment?"

That sounded casual. Right? She nods amiably and hands me a roll from her bag. I really try to ignore how cute it is when her hair falls over her face when she bends down, I really do. I take the parchment, thanking her, wondering at how warm and soft this parchment is...wait...


...our hands are touching. Funny, I expected his to be coarser than this, but they’re quite soft...not that I ever think about his hands. Much.


"Thanks very much." Her fingers linger on mine. She doesn’t seem embarrassed. Maybe she likes it. I like it; it feels natural, nice even...


...even though it’s wrong. Horribly wrong. I shouldn’t feel this way, not about him, not about-


"Sirius?"


Who just said my name? Did she?


"Hey, Padfoot!"


It’s James.


It’s James. Yeah, remember James? Your boyfriend?? The best friend of the boy whose fingers you’re fondling???


I turn and walk hurriedly over to James, waving the parchment as an excuse. I try and forget about the gorgeous girl who I‘m developing feelings for. She’s not available. Unfortunately, that means she’s not avoidable. And she’s so adorable.


I’m stunned. And I’ve got a crush. On the wrong bloody guy. Think James Potter. Think how wonderful James is...try not to think about Sirius Black.


Much.